โœฆ Windows version of SlapMac
SlapWindows laptop screaming

SlapWindows

Slap your Windows. It screams back. That's it. That's the app.

Windows 10/11 ยท Microphone required ยท One-time payment

Preview

๐Ÿ‘€ See It In Action

Try it

Your laptop has feelings now

Click the laptop to simulate a slap

๐Ÿ’ป

In real app โ€” just slap your desk or laptop lid

Mic detection
Detects slap via microphone
System tray
No dock icon, lurks silently
USB Sound Pack
Reacts on plug/unplug too

v2.0.0

What's new

Free update for all existing users. Download and enjoy.

Angry Pack
New sound pack
NEW
Metal Pack
New sound pack
NEW
Santa Pack
New sound pack
NEW
Evil Laugh Pack
New sound pack
NEW
Robot Pack
New sound pack
NEW
Custom Sound Upload
Upload your own MP3/WAV

Sound Packs

12 moods of protest

Sound clips across 12 voice packs. Your office will have questions.

Special
Use headphones
Combo Hit
Male
Fart
Gentleman
Yamete
Goat
Angry
New!
Metal
New!
Santa
New!
Evil Laugh
New!
Robot
New!

Listen

Click to hear each pack

Tap any pack to preview the sound your laptop makes when slapped.

These are sample clips โ€” full packs have multiple variations

Bonus feature

USB Sound Pack

Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.

USB Sound Pack

Your laptop reacts every time you connect or disconnect a device.

New in v2.0.0

Custom Sound Upload

Use your own MP3 or WAV file. Make your laptop scream in any voice you want.

Open Settings โ†’ Upload Sounds
Select your MP3 or WAV file
Select Custom pack โ†’ Slap!

Pricing

One-time. No subscriptions.

Less than a coffee. More fun than your antivirus.

$3
one-time payment ยท lifetime license ยท no refunds
  • All 12 voice packs
  • Custom Sound Upload
  • USB Sound Pack mode
  • Lifetime updates
  • License key via email
  • Windows 10 & 11 support

All sales final ยท No refunds ยท Windows 10/11 + mic required

FAQ

Common questions

Will it trigger while typing?
Does it work without a mic?
How do I get my license key?
Can I get a refund?
Will it drain my battery?
Can I use my own sounds?